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Everything you are running, he ran first.
Blueprint Industries holds the original patents on the constant trading, the injured reserve stash, the eleven-game closing run and the roster with no holes in it. If you are doing one of those things this season, you are operating under licence whether you have paid for it or not.
Our subsidiaries include Blueprint Logistics (moving a player to IR the hour he is ruled out), Blueprint Analytics (noticing something in week four that the rest of the league notices in week fifteen), and Gekyume's Balls Brand Everything, which does what it says.
Back-to-back titles. Four straight finals. Thirty-nine and seventeen, the best record this league has produced. The sixth pick on Friday, and nobody is comfortable about it.
Blueprint Industries is a wholly owned subsidiary of the man who also runs this league, writes this programme and sells the advertising on it. No conflict of interest has been identified by the only person qualified to look for one.
None of these are real. No money has ever changed hands in this league except the buy-in, and one man did not pay that.
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