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Twelfth pick? We'll help you carry it.
New to the league? Starting at the very back of the board? We handle heavy loads, long waits and awkward positions.
Our crews are fully insured and extremely loud. You will hear us coming from the group chat.
Twelfth overall is not a disadvantage. It is simply further away, and distance is what we do.
Straw Hat Moving Co. was founded this week by a man drafting twelfth who is already talking more than everyone else combined.
None of these are real. No money has ever changed hands in this league except the buy-in, and one man did not pay that.
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