Waiver Wire Anonymous

You told yourself you were done adding. Then somebody's starting centre was ruled out ninety minutes before tip and you were awake at 3:56 a.m. with the search filters open and a man from Charlotte in your queue.

We are not here to judge. Several of our counsellors have seven adds this week and will tell you about every one of them if you let them start.

Step one is admitting the waiver wire has become unmanageable. There is no step two. Nobody has ever got to step two.